Sunday, December 17, 2017

Thanks to Google AI, Astronomers Have Found New Planets

For the first time, NASA has used machine learning to identify two new planets in distant star systems. One of those worlds is the eighth in its system, making that planetary system the largest-known yet discovered.

We know stars can have eight planets already (hello, Solar System!), so thats no surprise. The excitement comes in how this new world was found: using an artificial intelligence machine learning method known as neural networks.

On Thursday afternoon, Christopher Shallue, a senior software engineer at Google Brain, and Andrew Vanderburg, an astrophysicist at the University of Texas at Austin, announced the new worlds in a press conference. Its the eighth planet orbiting the 90th star in the Kepler observatorys catalog, so it carries the name Kepler-90i. Its a smallish, rocky planet orbiting very close to its host star. This method also identified a fifth planet in the Kepler-80 system, described in the same research paper.

The data pointing to the planets existence was collected several years ago, but was simply too weak a signal to be revealed using standard methods.

But thats exactly what computers are good at: performing tasks that are challenging or tedious for humans to do unaided. In particular, neural networks operate by teaching a computer to recognize patterns. In fact, the type of neural network we use is similar to the type we use for identifying cats and dogs in images, Shallue said at a press conference.

Once the neural network establishes a pattern, it can apply what it learns to new data, much like we humans can recognize dogs weve never seen before. Now weve shown that neural networks can also identify planets, Shallue said.

The Kepler mission collected so much data that it was impossible for scientists to analyze it all by hand, Vanderburg said. There are too many weak signals.

In other words, the signs of these planetssome possibly even habitableare hiding in plain sight within Kepler data, but produce effects that are too small for us to notice. Its like trying to pick out the sound of a single violin within a large symphony orchestra. With neural networks, however, the proverbial needle in the haystack can be found. Shallue reported it takes roughly five to six hours of computer run-time per star to find planets, but the speed improved as the neural network learns.

This is a really exciting discovery, and we consider it to be a proof-of-concept for identifying planets, Vanderburg said.

The Kepler observatory identifies exoplanets (planets orbiting other stars) by the amount of light they block from their host stars. This brief eclipse, called a transit, provides information about the size of the planet, which tells us if its rocky like Earth or gaseous like Jupiter. The transit also tells us how long the planet takes to orbit and how large its orbit is, revealing whether liquid water could exist on the surface.

This is a really exciting discovery, and we consider it to be a proof-of-concept for identifying planets.
Andrew Vanderburg, University of Texas at Austin astrophysicist

Kepler-90 is a little larger and hotter than our sun. Kepler-90i is the smallest planet in the system, though its still about 30 percent larger than Earth. Kepler-90i orbits Kepler-90 about every 14 days, meaning its surface is likely about 800 degrees F. Its probably a rocky world, its temperature making it more like Mercury than Earth.

Its not a place I would want to visit, Vanderburg said.

The other newly discovered planet, Kepler-80g, is slightly larger than Kepler-90i, and orbits at about the same distance to its star. These arent planets for future human settlement, even if we could figure out how to get there. But both planets are members of complex star systems, which have planets far more tightly packed than the Solar System.

In particular, all eight of Kepler-90s planets orbit the star closer than Earth orbits the sun. Thats a common situation in exoplanet systems, where nearly all multiple planet systems we know have very hot planets.

On the other hand, exoplanet transits make it more likely to find such close-in planets. The neural network method of identifying other planets could help locate others that dont fit that pattern.

Its possible Kepler-90 has even more planets that we just dont know about, says Vanderburg. He wants to analyze all 150,000 stars in the Kepler data set to find other planets that might be hiding there, particularly those that are small, far out from their host stars, or both.

The Kepler observatory was launched into space on March 9, 2009, and operated successfully until the middle of 2013. Rather than orbit Earth, the spacecraft orbits the sun directly at the same distance Earth does, so (unlike the Hubble) its view isnt blocked by the planet. During its operation, the telescope aimed at a region of the sky, observing all the stars in its field of view constantly.

In that way, Kepler could monitor the tiny fluctuations of light from the transit of exoplanets. As of Thursday morning, astronomers had identified 4,496 potential exoplanets and confirmed 2,341 of those as definitely being planets orbiting other stars. Based largely on those discoveries, scientists think most stars in the Milky Way have planets, and the total number of planets may vastly outnumber the galaxys stars.

When two of its four reaction wheels failed, the telescope lost its ability to point steadily at one part of the sky. From that point, the mission was renamed K2, and continued to work, even though it slowly rotates and cant consistently look at the same stars. Despite that, K2 has identified 184 new exoplanets and 515 candidates.

Jessie Dotson, Kepler project scientist at NASAs Ames Research Center, pointed out that not only are these successes due to the sheer amount of data Kepler has collected, but also to technological advances in efficiently analyzing that data. The use of neural networks is the latestbut probably not lastexciting development.

[Keplers data] clearly demonstrate the diversity of planetary systems, Dotson said. Using these new methods, who knows what potential insights might be gained?

Read more: https://www.thedailybeast.com/thanks-to-google-ai-astronauts-have-found-new-planets

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Missed the bitcoin boom? Five more baffling cryptocurrencies to blow your savings on

Regretting not spending a few hundred quid on bitcoin five years ago? Get ahead of the speculators by spending thousands of dollars on a imaginary cat or the Paris Hilton-backed LydianCoin

If you are worried youve missed out on making millions by betting on bitcoin, dont worry: there will be plenty more bizarre, borderline-incomprehensible digital bubbles in the future, and their value is only going to go up (until it all comes crashing down, that is). Here are five assets each competing to be the next bitcoin.

Ethereum

If there is a reason beyond market exuberance for the latest boom in bitcoins price $16,900 (12,600) as I write this, though who knows what it will be when you read it then it is Ethereum. It is hard to buy Ethereum directly, so most investors trade currency for bitcoin, then bitcoin for Ethereum, meaning a spike in interest in the latter helped revive the former.

Ethereum, which was launched in 2015, allows users to build decentralised applications, spending tokens called ether to buy processing power on computers run by other members of the network. Those applications can offer anything from file storage to financial services or simple games, all in a way that is impossible for any centralised authority to shut them down.

CryptoKitties

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A Cryptokitty the purrfect investment?

One of the oddest Ethereum projects in operation, CryptoKitties is a three-way cross between Tamagotchis, Beanie Babies and animal husbandry. Users can buy, sell and breed the eponymous cats, with traits inherited down the generations. The CryptoKitties network is responsible for 11% of all traffic on Ethereum, according to one report. A new gen0 cat is born every 15 minutes, which the company auctions off, and it also takes a cut of all other CryptoKittie sales. The typical cat sells for about $4 these days, but a few of the rarer cats particularly those descended from some of the oldest bloodlines are worth many times that. The most expensive CryptoKitty sold to date, Founder Cat #18, went for more than $110,000 on Thursday.

Monero

If lovable algorithmic cats are too cutesy for you, Monero harks back to the dark origins of the cryptocurrency craze. This alternative to bitcoin lets users make the same sort of digital transactions as its older sibling, but with vastly greater privacy protections. While bitcoin transactions are permanently recorded, and visible to everyone (if hard to connect to a real person), Monero goes to great lengths to obscure what is actually going on: you cant ever prove the sender, recipient and value of a transaction at the same time. The currency is also altered to make it easier to generate new coins using the sorts of processors in computers and phones, rather than requiring specialised mining rigs. This makes it very popular for services ranging from drug dealing online to monetising malware by taking over the processors of victims.

LydianCoin

Perhaps you want to plough your money into something backed by an authority you trust. In that case, let me introduce you to LydianCoin, the first AI big data marketing cloud for blockchain. If the buzzword bingo doesnt get you pulling out your e-wallet, maybe the celebrity backer will: in September, Paris Hilton said she is backing the currency.

Want someone else? Boxer Floyd Mayweather posted his support of Stox.coms ICO (a Bancor-based open-source prediction market platform that is built on Ethereum, to quote industry news site Coin Telegraph), as well as Hubii Network (a content marketplace). He even dubbed himself Floyd Crypto Mayweather. Or you could follow Jamie Foxx (Cobinhood, a zero trading fee cryptocurrency exchange) or Wu-Tang Clan member Ghostface Killah (Cream Capital, a blockchain-based ATM network).

PlexCoin

PlexCoin, an innovative attempt to build the next decentralised worldwide cryptocurrency, has already raised $15m from backers, so youd better move fast to ah, hang on. No. The founder has just been sent to jail for two months for, among other things, falsehoods on the companys fundraising documents, as well as taking investor money and using it to fund home improvements. A statement by the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) said the company hits all of the characteristics of a full-fledged cyber scam. Oh well. At least PlexCoin is now a steal on the open market: just 2 a coin, down from 12 before the SEC filed charges. Maybe you could buy low and make a killing after all?

Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/shortcuts/2017/dec/11/missed-bitcoin-boom-five-more-baffling-cryptocurrencies-to-blow-your-savings-on

Monday, December 11, 2017

New Hilarious Photos By The Twitter Account Matching People with Their Doppelganger Dogs

Have you ever wondered what your doggie doppelgnger would look like? Well, wonder no more: The hilarious @YouAreDogNow takes photo submissions of selfies (or squads) and pairs them with an image of their perfect counterparts.Here are some new photos submitted lately. 

Read more: http://cheezburger.com/4219909/new-hilarious-photos-by-the-twitter-account-matching-people-with-their-doppelganger-dogs

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Fit in my 40s: If you breathe properly, it will improve skin, sleep, digestion, mood

First, you must concentrate

Esther Nagle is teaching me to breathe by Skype. If you breathe properly, filling your lungs from the belly to the throat, it will improve everything: skin, sleep, digestion, even impending Christmas stress. First, you must concentrate. Its not meditation that has a precise meaning. We call it quiet sitting. Right. I should be able to sit quietly.

Sit up straight. Clasp your hands, right hand dominant, thumbs touching, put them in your lap. Dont change the way youre breathing, just focus on it. Is it through your mouth or nose? Deep or shallow? Really think about whats happening. I can breathe, but I cant think about breathing. I am thinking about revenge. When your mind wanders, bring it back gently. How could she see my mind wandering, over Skype, with my eyes closed? No recriminations. Dont judge yourself.

In fact, Im judging the man who cycled into my dog, not an hour ago, then floated his intent to call the police. You hurt a dog, playing in a park, and you want to call the police?

It is ze English law ze dog must be under control. Pollution mask. Cycling 20 miles an hour through a park. Hates dogs. Obsessed with authority. Plainly, I had slipped into a Ukip anxiety dream.

Well start with sukha pranayama, easy breathing. Yup, sorry, right, I can breathe, I can do this. Start with three long breaths, taking four seconds to inhale, four to exhale. If you can manage it, well move to six seconds. But dont do it if its too hard. Ive hurt my lungs before trying too hard. How do you hurt a lung? I was experimenting with different ratios of breath. We go to six seconds. It is no longer easy.

We move on to vibhagha pranayama, lobular breathing, where you segment your lungs into upper breathing, mid-chest breathing and abdominal breathing, then work one at a time. To breathe into your abdomen, place your hands flat, just below your ribcage, with your middle fingers touching. Do a six-second breath to separate those fingers, then exhale to bring them back together. Then place your hands on your side aim for the feeling of your ribcage opening like an accordion then flat against your spine. Repeat this for mid-chest hands on your boobs and upper chest, hands just below the hollow of your throat, then at corresponding heights at the side and the back. By the end, youve had 54 seconds of quality breath.

How are you feeling about the cyclist?

Much better. I no longer want vengeance. I merely want the world to know that a bad man exists and he has a bike.

How do you usually cope with stress?

I sublimate, then drink through.

Breathing is brilliant for addiction recovery.

Wait, what? I dont want to recover!

She smiles. And breathe.

This week I learned

If youre breathing deeply, dont hold your breath.

Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/nov/25/fit-in-40s-breathe-properly-zoe-williams

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio used criminal case to embarrass senator, lawsuit says

Son of Arizona senator Jeff Flake says former sheriff and hard-right figurehead pursued animal cruelty case against him to hurt his father and publicize himself

A federal lawsuit set to go to trial next month is the latest action brought against the former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio over allegations that he pursued a trumped-up criminal case to get publicity and embarrass an adversary.

One of Arizona senator Jeff Flakes sons has filed a malicious-prosecution lawsuit, saying Arpaio pursued felony animal cruelty charges against him and his then wife in an attempt to do political damage to the senator and to gain publicity.

Austin Flake and his wife were charged in the heat-exhaustion deaths of 21 dogs in June 2014 at a kennel operated by his in-laws. The Flakes were watching the dogs when the in-laws were out of town. The dogs died when an air conditioning unit failed in a small room where the animals spent the night.

The case against the Flakes was dismissed at the request of prosecutors. The owners of the kennel pleaded guilty to animal cruelty charges after an expert determined the air conditioner failed because it was not properly maintained.

The lawsuit against Arpaio, which is scheduled for trial on 5 December, alleges that he was intent on linking the Flakes to the dogs deaths, going so far as to conduct surveillance on the senators home. The suit also says Arpaios investigators examined phone records to see if the younger Flake had called his father during the time he was watching the dogs.

Lawyers for Austin Flake and his then wife, Logan Brown, have said Jeff Flake disagreed with Arpaio over immigration and was critical of the movement questioning the authenticity of Barack Obamas birth certificate, in which Arpaio played a leading role.

Arpaio, 85 and a figurehead for the anti-immigration hard right who became an ally of Donald Trump, lost his election bid for a seventh term as sheriff of Maricopa County last November. In August this year, Trump pardoned him over a conviction for contempt of court, in a case regarding the profiling of Latinos.

Jeff Flake, a prominent Republican critic of the president, has announced that he will not seek re-election to the Senate in 2018.

In a deposition in the case brought by Flakes son, Arpaio did not accept responsibility for bringing the charges against the couple and was unable to cite any evidence to support the allegations. He still expressed confidence in his investigators.

I am going by what my detectives accomplished during their investigation, he said during the July 2016 deposition. They had the nuts and bolts already. I defend my people. I have confidence in them. I dont have to know everything thats going on.

Arpaio and Jeffrey Leonard, an attorney representing Maricopa County and the former sheriff, declined to comment on the case.

Stephen Montoya, an attorney for Austin Flake and Logan Brown, said the sheriffs office did not have evidence showing his clients intended to hurt the dogs, yet still charged them with crimes that devastated them and contributed to the demise of their marriage.

It splashed their names across the internet as the murderers of 21 dogs, Montoya said, noting that Austin Flake was 21 and his wife was 20 at the time. It really ravaged them emotionally.

A ruling in August by the US district judge Neil Wake dismissed a defamation allegation from the lawsuit but determined investigators did not have probable cause to charge the couple.

A fact-finder could thus reasonably find that the prosecutors initially charged the Flakes based on pressure from Arpaio, Wake wrote.

The prosecutor who brought the allegations said in a court filing that she wasnt pressured by Arpaios office to prosecute the couple and that the decision to present the case to a grand jury was made by her and her supervisors. The Maricopa County Attorneys Office is not named as a party in the lawsuit.

The lawsuit does not specify how much money the younger Flake and his ex-wife are seeking. They previously sought $4m in a notice of claim a precursor to a lawsuit.

It is not the first time Arpaio has been accused of trumping up charges in an animal cruelty case. He launched an investigation against a police officer from the Phoenix suburb of Chandler over a 2007 death of a police dog that was left in a hot vehicle for 12 hours in blistering summer heat.

The officer was charged with animal abuse and eventually acquitted. He filed a lawsuit alleging Arpaio brought the criminal case so the sheriff could exploit the publicity. Taxpayers paid $775,000 to the officer to settle the case.

Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/24/joe-arpaio-jeff-flake-animal-cruelty-case-lawsuit

Thursday, November 23, 2017

We surveyed 112 Puerto Rican funeral homes to check the accuracy of the hurricane death toll. This is what we found.

Cayey, Puerto Rico (CNN)People on this part of the island knew Quintn Vidal Roln for two things: his white cowboy hat, which he seemed to wear every day of his 89-year life; and his beat-up Ford pickup truck, which he'd been driving for at least 50 years.

Like him, the material was nothing if not consistent. It was strong enough to stand up to a storm, he told clients and family members. Don't trust anything less durable.
After Hurricane Maria slammed into this US territory on September 20, peeling roofs from wooden homes and amputating branches from trees, the community turned again to Vidal. No one can say exactly how many people survived the storm in the hard-caststructures he helped construct for them, often at little or no cost. But it's likely hundreds, his family said.
The man who would have been 90 years old in February survived the storm at home alone. Shortly after, he was seen by neighbors clearing debris from roads and flooded houses.
It was the aftermath of the hurricane that would prove fatal.
No one thought much of the lantern at first. Some neighbors noticed the oil-powered flame flickering in Vidal's living room. He'd started using it after the storm hit - a light he lit at dusk, as the coquí frogs began their chorus. Maria's winds had toppled power lines like toothpicks in Cayey; and power service in the town, like on much of the island, has been slow to return amid a government response widely described as inadequate. Only 10% of people here have power today, said Mayor Rolando Ortiz. Vidal needed a way to see in the dark.
It was October 20, one month after the storm, when the neighbors smelled smoke.
    Daisy Lamboy stood on her roof, straining to find cellular signal to call emergency responders. Margarita León busted through Vidal's window, releasing a mushroom of heat. It was too late. Vidal's charred remains were found in a blackened "hellscape," as one relative described it - a scene so otherworldly, and so seemingly unnecessary, that one firefighter, Vidal's nephew, fainted.
    Several of Vidal's siblings, children and grandchildren, as well as Cayey's mayor, the police chief and the director of emergency management - all say Vidal died as a result of the power outages caused by Hurricane Maria, and that have lingered for nearly two months.
    If he'd had power, he wouldn't have been using the lantern with the open flame.
    And if he hadn't used that lantern, he'd still be alive, they said.
    In general, "indirect" hurricane deaths - in which a person likely would be alive if not for the storm and its aftermath - should be part of the official death toll, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Public Safety, which oversees the count. The list of 55 deaths attributed to the hurricane includes ones from heart attacks and suicides that were precipitated by a storm that shook even the sturdiest of the 3.4 million American citizens who live on this Caribbean island.
    Yet Vidal's death - and potentially dozens if not hundreds of others - is yet to be counted by Puerto Rico as it creates a list of mortalities related to the Category 4 storm.
    We spent two weeks in Puerto Rico trying to understand why.
      The trip included a survey of about half of all funeral homes on the island, which showed the potential for widespread undercounting; interviews with doctors and public officials; and, most importantly, conversations with the family members of Puerto Rico's uncounted dead.
      The analysis of the death toll found problems that start at the time of death and continue beyond the grave.

      'The official count is 55'

      When President Donald Trump visited Puerto Rico on October 3, he praised Hurricane Maria's relatively low death toll - then 16. Officials should be proud of the low number of deaths, and for avoiding a "real catastrophe" like 2005's Hurricane Katrina, Trump said. Later that day, however, Puerto Rico's death toll rose to 34.
      Since then, politicians, academics and news outlets, including CNN, have raised questions about the accuracy of the official Hurricane Maria death toll in Puerto Rico. A storm as powerful as Maria would be expected to kill hundreds of people, not dozens, said John Mutter, a professor at Columbia University who reviewed deaths after Hurricane Katrina. San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz told CNN's Jake Tapper on November 3 she thought the toll could be 500.
        The Puerto Rican government fired back at that estimate.
        "In order to support her statement, [Cruz] needs to present the evidence," Héctor M. Pesquera, secretary of the Department of Public Safety, said in a statement. "If she is not willing to do such, it is an irresponsible comment. The government of Puerto Rico certifies the death count based on factual information in concert with all components involved in the process. At the moment, the official death count is 55."
        To check the accuracy of the Puerto Rican government's figures, we called nearly every funeral home in Puerto Rico. Funeral home directors are on the front lines of this crisis - they count the dead and they speak with family members about the circumstances. It was through a funeral home director, for instance, that we learned of Vidal's death and others.
          Some funeral homes did not answer our calls, and several declined to provide data. CNN was able to collect responses from 112 of the island's funeral homes. That's about half the total number in Puerto Rico, according to Eduardo Cardona, director of the Puerto Rico Association of Funeral Home Directors. (The Puerto Rican Department of Health said it was unable to provide us with a comprehensive list of all funeral homes on the island, saying the computer systems that contain those documents remain down because of the storm).
          Those funeral homes identified 499 deaths in the month after the storm - September 20 to October 19 - which they say were related to Hurricane Maria and its aftermath. That's nine times the official death toll. And, again, it represents only about half of funeral homes.
          One funeral home director, José A. Molina, in Vega Alta, was so overwhelmed by work after the storm that he died of a heart attack on October 10, according to his son, Luis Alberto Molina. The 31-year-old said his father was under tremendous stress as he tried to run a sanitary business without reliable power or water service. José Molina had to wait in hourslong lines for fuel, his son said. Before the storm, he had high blood pressure but otherwise was in good health, Luis Alberto Molina said. His color and temperament changed. He stopped eating and sleeping. Eventually he complained of chest pains and was taken to the hospital. His son, who now manages the business, the Vega Alta Memorial Funeral Home, handled his father's services.
          "Me and my siblings are going to continue his legacy," he said.
          We asked the funeral home directors to consult their records before providing these estimates. Yes, they are subjective. All official hurricane deaths in Puerto Rico must be certified by a single office at the Bureauof Forensic Sciences in San Juan, the capital. Funeral home directors are not trained pathologists, and do not conduct autopsies and other tests. They do, however, speak with family members and review death certificates and bodies.
          Surveying funeral homes likely underestimates the number of hurricane deaths, said Eric Klinenberg, director of New York University's Institute for Public Knowledge, who wrote a book that dealt with problems with death tolls following a 1995 heat wave in Chicago.
          "The cases where you have the body and the body gets taken to the funeral home almost always understate the real mortality," he said. "There's always a significant number of bodies that don't get processed through funeral homes. What that tells me (is that) there are a lot more cases to be reported - and that number is probably going to spike again."
          The most objective way to estimate the number of hurricane deaths, he said, is to look at how many people died in a normal month in Puerto Rico - and then compare that to the number of deaths during the month of the hurricane. By that measure, 472 more people died in September 2017 than September 2016, according to Puerto Rico's Demographic Registry.
          The Puerto Rican government stands by its count as accurate, based on the factual information it has received to date. Reports from funeral homes and families are simply "rumors," said Mónica Menéndez, deputy director of the Bureau of Forensic Sciences, which examines deaths to determine if they are hurricane-related.
          "There's no reason for us to be hiding numbers," she said.
          "We work with what we've received and we've analyzed it. And my personnel work hard to do this. … It hurts us to hear people think we might be playing around with the numbers."

          'Even the cats prayed for Pilar'

          Problems with the Hurricane Maria tally begin as soon as deaths occur.
          Hospitals and doctors often are the first line of defense. These medical professionals sign death certificates and, in many cases, decide whether the death is sent to the Bureau of Forensic Sciences in San Juan for investigation. A death must be reviewed by that office to be counted.
          Of the 1,968 total deathsreported to us by funeral homes - 499 of which they claimed were hurricane-related - 601 deaths, they said, were sent to the forensics lab for analysis. The Puerto Rican government received a total of 843 deaths for analysis in the first month after the storm, according to Menéndez, from the forensics bureau; of those, 377 were visually examined but not autopsied, she said, because the deaths resulted from natural causes.
          Five cases are pending final review, Menéndez said.
          In Corozal, an interior municipality northwest of Vidal's house fire, Pilar Guzmán Ríos' doctor declared her death natural - and therefore not subject to forensic review - without seeing her body. He did so, he told us in an interview, because it was nearly impossible to reach her house by road at the time. And he wanted her grieving family to be able to move on.
          If her body had been sent to the forensics office, Dr. Francisco Berio said, then it could have been subjected to review for days or weeks. If her death was natural, the family could bury her now. He signed her death certificate on September 29. Cause of death: cardiac arrest.
          The truth is sadder and more complex.
          Guzmán was a veritable force in her mountaintop community. Her booming voice echoed through the hills. She'd scream "¡Hola, chica!" at complete strangers and run to greet them. Her kisses smacked so hard, according to relatives, they left ears ringing. She kept three parrots on her back patio - Paulina, Cuqui and Blanqui - and she taught them to sing "La Cucaracha" and chant the rosary, making them just as boisterous and devout as she was. She learned to drive late in life, but once she had a driver's license, neighbors started calling her the "town taxi" and the "town ambulance" because she gave so many free lifts.
          The morning of her death, Guzmán's sister-in-law, Madeline Berríos, walked into Pilar's home to find her three parrots "completely silent" for the first time she can recall. She knew then what she would find next: Pilar's lifeless body resting on a bed beneath an image of Jesus.
          Her family saw it coming because of the conditions of the storm. The vibrant, joyful woman suffered from a number of health issues, and she needed an electric-powered machine to help her breathe through the night as well as refrigeration to safely store the insulin she took to manage diabetes. Without either, said Yaitza Nieves, a nurse who also is Pilar's grandniece, and other family members, her lips started turning blue. She became weak and dizzy, unable to hold silverware. She couldn't feed or bathe herself. She started mumbling incoherently.
          "Even the cats prayed for Pilar," a cousin said.
          Family members said they called 911 repeatedly and were told an ambulance would arrive to get the woman who normally would have driven a person in this situation to the hospital.
          "The death of my sister is related to the Hurricane María because we had no power or running water," said Paula Guzmán Ríos, Pilar's sister, who is still living in a shelter without water or power because her roof was torn off and she lives on a hillside vulnerable to landslides. "And, besides that, calls for an ambulance were made - and the ambulance never arrived."

          'We've run out of tears'

          Her family didn't know it, but if Pilar Guzmán's death had been counted as part of the official Hurricane Maria tally, they might have been eligible for federal aid. A program run by the US Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA, helps families pay for funeral expenses if they can prove their relative died in the storm. The maximum is $6,000; but the deaths must be certified as hurricane-related in order to qualify, according to a FEMA spokesman.
          This is just one way the accuracy of the death toll has tangible consequences.
          If the world has the impression that the death toll in Puerto Rico is low - as Trump highlighted in his October 3 press conference - then donations and public assistance are less likely to flow toward Puerto Rico, said Klinenberg, the sociologist at New York University.
          "One reason it matters is because there's a question of how bad the situation is - and how many resources are required to help," he said by phone. "Is it still an emergency, or is the emergency over?" When the public hears that relatively few people died then they get the message: 'Everyone relax and the local government can handle this.'
          "If people are dying every week, that sends a very different message," he said.
          The US government's response to the hurricane in Puerto Rico has been widely panned as slow and inadequate. One month after the storm, about 1 million of the island's residents were without running water, and some 3 million didn't have electricity, according to Puerto Rican government estimates.
          The island had a weak power grid and bad roads before the hurricane hit, and conditions are improving. Nearly two months after the hurricane's landfall, however, progress remains spotty.
          Several relatives of Pilar Guzmán, for example, are still living in an elementary school. They collect rainwater from the roof and power a small battery with a car engine. It runs a single light and charges a few cellular phones, which can't get a signal most of the time.
          The mayor of their town, Sergio L. Torres Torres, says deaths will continue if conditions don't improve. He disputes the Puerto Rican government's claim no one died here.
          "I know for a fact there are deaths that resulted from the storm," he said.
          Experts tell us knowing how, where and why people died could help protect the public in future disasters.
          Meanwhile, families of the dead say their loved ones are being forgotten.
          When we met relatives of Quintín Vidal, for example, the man who died in the house fire, his granddaughter, Lisandra Llera Vidal, thanked us for coming to talk about a death she thinks the US and Puerto Rican governments want ignored. "You are going to be our eyes and ears to the world," she said.
          "We've run out of tears."
          The Puerto Rican forensics bureau says his case is pending toxicological review to help determine whether his death was caused by the hurricane.

          'Potentially problematic'

          Anecdotally, two threads ran through the uncounted deaths reported to us by funeral homes: People seem to have died primarily in the aftermath of the hurricane, rather than the storm itself; and many of the victims seem to be older people.
          We were unable to document any so-called "direct" hurricane deaths - such as those suffered from blunt trauma or injury - that occurred the day of the storm and were missed by the government. People who may have suffered deaths indirectly related to the storm - those who died awaiting medical treatment, who committed suicide in the aftermath of Maria, or who perished due to lack of power and clean water - were easier to identify.
          Some of the undercounting appears to result from confusion about what should classify as a hurricane death. The Puerto Rican government says indirect deaths do count. On its official list, there are three suicides and a few heart attacks, for example. One official hurricane death occurred after a person fell off the roof while apparently trying to repair a storm-damaged home.
          Not everyone knows which types of deaths should be counted, however.
          In Arecibo, a coastal municipality west of San Juan, CNN previously reported on the death of Isabel Rivera González, 80. Her family believes she died awaiting a medical procedure in a hospital that didn't have power because of the storm. The Manatí Medical Center, where she was treated, confirmed the power outage but said it did not contribute to her death. Rivera had been a patient of the hospital before and had a pre-existing heart condition, they said.
          José S. Rosado, executive director of the medical center, said in October that no deaths from that hospital had been sent to San Juan for forensic analysis. Only blunt trauma, drownings, falls, crime scene victims and bodies that are found dead on arrival, among others, should be sent to the capital for analysis, he said. That appears to conflict with the Puerto Rican government's definition, which includes indirect hurricane deaths such asheart attacks.
          "They were all natural causes of death," Rosado said.
          The Puerto Rican government distributed Centers for Disease Control and Prevention guidelines to hospitals on when deaths should be sent to the forensics lab. The Manatí Medical Center maintains it has followed those guidelines in deciding which deaths to send.
          There are few legal requirements, however, on which deaths must be sent for analysis.
          Types of deaths that must go to San Juan for review include crime victims, poisonings, suicides, accidental deaths, cremations, nursing home deaths and children's deaths, among others, according to a 2017 law that established new guidelines for forensics.
          Some states have medical examiners or coroners stationed locally to ensure deaths are counted and identified consistently, said Dr. Gregory J. Davis, a professor and director of the University of Kentucky's Forensic Pathology Consultation Service. In Puerto Rico, only one office classifies these deaths, frequently leaving doctors and hospitals to decide which bodies are analyzed. That is "potentially problematic," Davis said, because some hospitals might have an incentive not to report deaths that occurred during power outages or other dangerous situations.
          "On the other hand," he said by email, "not reporting could open them up to legal liability."

          'The disaster is about our failure to act'

          Politics also could sway the process.
          Puerto Rico's Institute of Forensic Sciences was formed in 1985 in response to concerns of political corruption in the investigation process, according to the text of the 1985 law.
          The institute was initially intended to be an independent research body, beyond the sway of politics. But a 2017 law changed the name of the office to the Bureau of Forensic Sciences and put it under the control of the newly created Public Safety Department.
          The secretary of public safety is named by Puerto Rico's elected governor.
          Pesquera, the secretary of public safety, told CNN in October that any insinuation of political meddling in the death toll is "horseshit." "You think I care what the government of the United States thinks about the body count? I don't care," he said. "I could care less what's less embarrassing." He'd rather see more deaths included than excluded, he said.
          "There is no reason whatsoever for us not to include an accurate count."
          As unsafe conditions continue weeks after the storm, however, said Klinenberg, the NYU professor, more of the blame will fall on the government and its response.
          "That's not natural" to have people dying without electricity weeks after the hurricane, he said. "That's not about the weather. That's a story of political negligence. Of course, it's related to Maria if you can't get to the hospital because the roads are closed down or you have a waterborne illness because the water is dirty. There are all kinds of mental illness problems that come up because of things like this. These are all directly or indirectly related to the disaster.
          "At this point, the disaster is about our failure to act as much as anything else."

          'The water is coming!'

          The forensics office maintains many bodies were never sent to them for review.
          CNN, however, looked into two particular cases of possible hurricane deaths that were sent to the forensics office but have not, as yet, been included on the official death toll of 55.
          One was Quintín Vidal, the fire victim who died October 20.
          The forensics office told CNN its pathologists are still conducting a toxicological review and have not decided whether to declare the death as hurricane-related.
          The other was Juan B. Robles Díaz, who hanged himself on September 27.
          The forensics office maintains the suicide was unrelated to the hurricane. Robles had been diagnosed with skin cancer months before. Carlos Robles, his son, however, told us his 70-year-old father had been in relatively good spirits following a round of cancer treatment in the United States.
          That changed after the hurricane, he said.
          For several nights after Hurricane Maria wrecked his Canóvanas home here in the valley below the mountain rainforest in eastern Puerto Rico, a place where horses roam the streets and some homes still don't have roofs, the elder Robles woke up in the night frantic and screaming.
          "The water is coming! It's flooding!" he yelled, according to his son.
          On September 20, the storm brought about 8 feet of water into the family's pink concrete house, which Juan Robles had lived in for decades, according to Carlos Robles. Water rushed through doors and windows and spewed out of the toilet. Panicked, the family smashed a window in a bedroom in the back of the house to escape. Thirteen of them waded through a rush of stomach-deep water and cut through a fence to seek higher ground.
          "I thought we were going to drown," said Carlos Robles, 47.
          Juan Robles survived that day, but the man who used to sit on his porch teasing the runners who passed by, and who never shied away from a fight, never was the same.
          After Hurricane Maria, he awoke with night terrors, fearing another hurricane loomed, Carlos Robles said. He ran down the street yelling at the top of his lungs. The house was all but unlivable, but Juan Robles insisted on staying there to protect it. During the day, he positioned a couch by the window so that he could watch for the moment the water would return, his son said.
          Seven days after the storm, Juan Robles hanged himself in the bedroom closet.
          His 18-year-old grandson found him there, Carlos Robles said.
          Workers at the funeral home that identified Juan Robles's death to us as potentially hurricane-related find it astounding that Puerto Rico would not include his death in its tally.
          "How is it possible that this man is not on that list?" said Miriam Vélez de Nieves, who works at the Frankie Memorial Funeral Home in Río Grande. "I don't know how to explain it."
          Carlos Robles believes his father's death was a consequence of Hurricane Maria, too.
          He told CNN that investigators from the forensics office interviewed him after he identified the body. That interview lasted 30 minutes, he said, and included no questions about the hurricane. Some of the context came up, he said, but no one asked about it directly.
          A forensic investigator told us interviews typically last closer to 1 hour and 45 minutes.
          Half-hour interviews are "highly unusual," the investigator said.
          The forensics office said there is no mandated time frame for a forensic interview. The office did not respond to repeat requests for autopsy reports and related documentation.
          Pesquera did say his office is open to adding to the official death count, however.
          In response to CNN's questions about 71-year-old José Rafael Sánchez Román, whose family says he died of a heart attack or stroke during the storm's impact, Pesquera told us his office was unaware of the case but would investigate further. If the medical crisis was caused by the shock of the storm, and help wasn't available, such a death could be counted, he said.
          Pesquera told CNN there's no deadline for a death to be reviewed as part of the Hurricane Maria death toll. Forensics examinations could be reopened even after a person had been buried, he said.
          The Puerto Rican government helped set up a phone line to collect tips from funeral homes about hurricane-related deaths and went into the field to investigate reports, said Menéndez, the deputy director of the Bureau of Forensic Sciences. "We went to cemeteries, we went to funeral homes, and it was not as they said," she told CNN. "We did do that part and we did work together. The thing is, once again, it's rumors. So, how far do we keep on going? … That's not my responsibility to go out and verify (reports of hurricane-related deaths), but we took it upon ourselves to verify these rumors."
          In the future, Pesquera said, death certificates in Puerto Rico should be updated so that there is a clear place for doctors to mark whether or not a death may have been related to a storm or other natural disaster.

          'More people are going to die'

          Our last stop in Puerto Rico was to meet with Quintín Vidal's family in Cayey.
          There, on November 15, a dozen family members sat in folding chairs in his granddaughter's living room, which is one of the few homes in the area with power service.
          Two public officials in the municipality say Vidal's death is a sign of federal and Puerto Rican government incompetence. If power service had been restored more quickly, they said, he wouldn't have died in the October 20 fire. It's far too easy to dismiss the deaths of older people, assuming they would die soon anyway, said Jesús Martínez, Cayey's director of emergency management. Doing so ignores the urgency of the humanitarian crisis.
          "More people are going to die if we continue to be off the grid," he said.
          The Puerto Rican and federal governments are creating the false impression that the emergency is over, said Cayey Mayor Rolando Ortiz. "They just want to have a good story," he said, "to make things look positive for them." The reality, he said, is deaths continue - and they're largely unacknowledged or they're slow to be reported by Puerto Rico.
          On a table in the family's home were several framed photographs of Vidal. In one, taken in May this year, he's shown in his characteristic white hat, blue shirt and khakis - always dapper - helping to pave the sidewalk in front of the home where the family had gathered to remember him. The cowboy hat was on the table, too. As well as an image of that 1962 truck.
          The neighbor who called firefighters to the scene of the house fire that killed Vidal led the group in the recitation of the rosary, a Catholic tradition meant, in this case, to help a person pass from their earthly life into the peace and tranquility of heaven. The Hail Mary prayer is repeated 50 times, along with two other prayers repeated five times each.
          "Santa María, Madre de Dios…"
          Before the prayers, the family had spoken to us about Vidal's death. They were horrified such a gentle and hardworking man died in such a violent and painful way.
          And they fear that power outages continue to put their neighbors at risk.
          "… ruega por nosotros pecadores.
          Ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte."
          Pray for us sinners.
          Now and at the hour of our death.
          Suddenly, during the recitations, darkness fell over the room.
          The power had gone out, revealing three tiny candles on the table next to Vidal's signature hat.
          Flames filled the room with speckled light.

          Read more: http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/20/health/hurricane-maria-uncounted-deaths-invs/index.html

          Monday, November 20, 2017

          Meet the organization doing everything it can to make sure pets go to forever homes.

          There are few things quite as special as adopting a pet.

          Take it from someone who hates a mess but ended up bringing two rescue kittens into her tiny New York apartment. After years of fretting over the decision, it took just one day for me to realize the amazing amount of love you receive far outweighs any annoyance.

          Did they run around like wild cheetahs and scratch all the furniture? Sure, but I also woke up to one sitting on my pillow and the other squished into my moccasin. It was love at first meow. Just as you adopt a pet, they bring you into their pack, and the bond only strengthens with time.

          My husband, Mark, with our cat, Bill.

          That, in essence, is why organizations like the Michelson Found Animal Foundation do what they do - put pets in good homes.

          However, there are always more pets waiting to find theirs, and they require food, love, and care too.

          Approximately 7.6 million pets enter animal shelters in America each year. According to Aimee Gilbreath, executive director of Michelson Found, there are currently several thousand pets in 20 different shelters in Los Angeles alone. Unfortunately, shelters rarely have enough time, money, or manpower to care for all of the animals that come to them, which, in some cases, results in animals being euthanized.

          But that's where Michelson Found Animals Foundation comes in - they're an animal rescue umbrella organization that offers a variety of resources that help make pet adoption easier and more accessible. Their thousand volunteers work tirelessly to make sure as many pets as possible get to go home.

          A kitten at an Adopt and Shop shelter. Photo via SoCal Honda Dealers.

          "Our mission is saving pets and enriching lives," Gilbreath says. "And that's not only the lives of the pets that we save, but also the people who love them."

          The people who love them includes the many volunteers and staff members who interact with them on a daily basis.

          "I like knowing everyday when I wake up and come to work, I'm making a difference in an animal's life," says one staffer.

          Sure, they're giving them care and attention, but they're also helping them get ready to head on to greener pastures, aka a new family. What could be more fulfilling?

          "Being an adoption counselor is so gratifying because you see an animal find its forever home and walk out that door for the last time," says one volunteer.

          One kitten going to their forever home. Photo via SoCal Honda Dealers.

          While the job may be its own reward, these people definitely deserve some recognition.

          SoCal Honda Dealers thought so too.

          That's why they surprised the Michelson Found Animals Foundation volunteers with free lunch.

          A Helpful Honda person with Lori Hitchins, chief people officer with Michelson Found Animals Foundation. Photo via SoCal Honda Dealers.

          But that wasn't their only surprise. They also provided lunch for all the animals in the shelter. That's approximately 44 dogs, 66 cats, and 168 kittens in foster care and at the adoption center. And they made sure to buy through the organization's Adopt and Shop program too, so all the money went to saving more animals.

          Needless to say, the volunteers were incredibly grateful, and even more so when the staffers stuck around and played with some of the shelter's residents.

          But more importantly, the gesture is a great example of the little things anyone can do to help enrich the lives of shelter animals, even if it's just one bag of kibble at a time.

          A Helpful Honda person playing with one of the shelter dogs. Photo via SoCal Honda Dealers.

          Adopting and shopping can go together, so long as you do it at a place like this.

          Even if you're not ready to adopt right now, if you have friends with pets, consider getting them a gift from Adopt and Shop or donating to Michelson Found Animals Foundation in their name. They, their pet, and all the prospective pets and pet owners out there will thank you for it.

          Learn more about these amazing organizations here:

          SoCal Honda Dealers: Adopt & Shop

          These volunteers are paid in love by the sweet animals they rescue.

          Posted by Upworthy on Wednesday, November 15, 2017

          This was written by Upworthy writer Ally Hirschlag.

          Read more: http://www.upworthy.com/meet-the-organization-doing-everything-it-can-to-make-sure-pets-go-to-forever-homes

          Sunday, November 12, 2017

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          Friday, November 10, 2017

          How Well Do You Know The 6 Parts Of A Dog?

          There are six scientific parts of the dogs. How well do you know them? Take the quiz to find out!


            1. Let's begin with the basics. What is this part of the dog called? Here's a hint: Of the six parts of a dog, it's the part that is used the most during the dog's feeding process. If I had to guess, I'd say it's the “The Snout,” the part of the dog used for chewing, breathing, sneezing, throwing up, and biting villains.

          This whole big face tube would of course be “The Gums,” the part of the dog that stores teeth, swallows teeth, and glows with a pale, ghostly green light when it is time for the dog to find more teeth.

          Pretty sure that's called “The Valve.” The Valve is where the dog's brain is, and when the dog senses danger, it can open its Valve to make its brain fall out onto the ground. The Valve should be checked and inspected semi-annually by a professional.

          I am certain that the answer here is “The Main Hole,” the part of the dog where the dog's eggs are stored. When the dog would like to have a human child, it opens the Main Hole and squirts an egg onto the ground. This enables either a human girl or human boy to hatch from the egg, climb onto the dog's back, and ride the dog off of a cliff, killing both of them. If you do not know something as basic as the Main Hole, you should not be allowed anywhere near a dog.

          2. Many dog owners observe that their dog may quiver, shake, or even bark while having a vivid dream. Which of the six parts of the dog is responsible for creating dreams? Shot in the dark here, but I think that would be “The Insanity Sac.” It is located deep in the dog's skull, and every time the dog closes its eyes, the Insanity Sac creates images of the dog's brain of the dog being milked incorrectly by a farmer with no mouth. Again, just a guess, so don't hold me to it.

          My guess here is “The Attraction Crown.” Dogs are the only animal that are sexually attracted to every other species of animal, so whenever they move while asleep, it's an indication that they're having a dream about seeing a naked bear or duck, which makes them do a small, sleeping dance of sexual joy.

          I rem ember hearing somewhere that dog dreams come from neurons firing off in the “Ignition Wires,” which are located inside the central (primary) part of the dog.

          It is obvious that the “Acid Bog” is where dreams come from. Located directly underneath the pink under part of the dog, the Acid Bog is the part of the dog that allows it to experience thoughts about salmon. Dogs hate salmon because they think salmon look too much like dogs and are trying to steal their thunder. When a dog shakes while sleeping, it is out of rage as it thinks about salmon, which it considers to be the “Imposter Dog.” Th is was a very simple question.

          3. Identify this dog part. (Hint: It is one of the six parts of a dog). This might be dumb, but I think it's “The Ground Penis.” The Ground Penis is very similar to the dog's sexual penis, but the Ground Penis is used for stabili ty and balance instead of for sexual intercourse and swatting away dragonflies.

          I think this is called “The Horse's Similarity.” Horses have a thing on them that's similar to this thing on a dog, and that's the only similarity that dogs have with horses.

          My guess is going to be the “Combustion Hose.” It's responsible for transferring heat, has short black claws at the bottom, and should never be tinkered with.

          It is plain to see that this part of the dog is known as “The Mondo-Nipples,” which are always massive and strange, because every dog is always pregnant and not fun to look at. I am growing frustrated with how easy this quiz is.

          4. And identify this dog part. (Hint: It can be found upon a dog.) I feel like I remember this one being “The Bad Palm.” It is similar to the human palm, but it cannot cup or anything, so everything you put in it immediately falls out. It is essentially useless for the dog.

          I'm almost certain that this one is called “The Saddle.” This is the part of the dog that functions solely as a place to put tools, ropes, and smaller dogs that you want transported.

          Headrest.

          I have never been more confident than I am in declaring that this is the “One Big Gil,” which dogs use to inhale, exhale, and cough, all at the same time.

          5. While it slightly differs from dog to dog and breed to breed, all canines store the potential for massive amounts of energy. In which part of the dog is energy created and stored? Please don't hold me to this, but I think that energy comes from “The Meats,” which are stored directly under the dog's hair. When the dog needs energy, it burns its Meats, which send energy all the way down to the Ground Penises and try to muster up the energy to get the dog to walk upright, which it is always trying to do but can never quite get.

          I thought energy was created and stored in the dog's “Crusts,” which are similar to human eyes, but far wetter and more gunked up. When dogs create energy, th eir eye area will become goopier than ever and they love it.

          I think energy comes from “The Filter,” stored deep under the dog's hair, which turns all of the dog's aggression and anger from not being allowed to go to the bathroom whenever it wants into productive energy for running and chewing.

          Of course dogs store energy in their “Open Clamps,” which are located just under the dog's “Locked Clamps,” which are deep below the hair. It makes me upset to think someone getting this easy question incorrect.

          6. And now at last we have reached the final question about the sixth part of a dog. Here it is: Dogs can give birth to upwards of 10 puppies at once. Which part of the dog is responsible for reproduction and birthing? I think I remember reading that dogs are pregnant all of the time and will occasionally squirt puppies into the world out of a part of the dog that is known as “The Gape.” The Gape opens once a year, usually during the autumn solstice. While The Gape is open, puppies can crawl out of the dog, but sometimes geese and raccoons can crawl in. If a raccoon or a goose crawls into the dog's Gape, the dog must spend the year using enzymes to turn the geese and raccoons into puppies.

          Scientists call the part of the dog responsible for birthing “The Big Secret,” because nobody knows where it is.

          I believe that dogs produce life from “The Engine Major,” not to be confused with “The Engine Minor,” which is responsible for killing the dog immediately if it somehow manages to live to its 40th birthday, which is simply too old for a dog to ever be.

          Dogs are never created or destroyed. There are just enough dogs around that everyone can have one or two. Dogs don't give birth because there doesn't need to be anymore of them. This quiz has been so easy that I'm mad that I even wasted my time with it.

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            You've displayed a really off-base knowledge of the six parts of the dog, and your over-confidence and pompous attitude make your terrible performance seem that much worse. While it's definitely in your best interest to study up about the six parts of the dog just so you're not running around and spewing inaccurate nonsense about it into the world, ple ase don't feel like you need to circle back and take this quiz again. We could do without your whole deal.

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